Letters to Life; The Snow Sucks and Grad School is Hard Edition January 12, 2011Posted by jeneypeney in grad school, letters, life, save yo drama fo yo mama, shenanigans, the midwest, weddng madness, winter = hellacious bitch.
I would greatly appreciate it if you would cut the whole “super-shitty-weather” on Friday/ “clear-skies-and-smooth-sailing” on Sunday shenanigans. It makes weekends with The Actual kind of stressful.
I Don’t Have 4-Wheel Drive
When I asked you during my interview if I needed to trade my Focus in for a larger car to deal with the heartless bitch that is North Dakota winter driving, I would have appreciated an honest answer.
I Still Don’t Have 4-Wheel Drive
Dear Fargo Drivers,
Snow and ice on the road does not give you permission to ignore right of way, the line you’re supposed to stop at for traffic lights, lane lines, speed limits, or any of the other state mandated rules of the road.
Not So Sincerely,
My Blood Pressure Is Through The Roof
Cut. It. Out. No one likes you anyway.
My Ass Is Freezing
Dear Stats Class,
So far, so good. Let’s keep it that way.
Don’t Screw With My 4.0
Could you be a doll and just plan yourself? I could care less about centerpieces and bridesmaid dresses. As long as The Actual shows up and the bar is open, I’ll be happy.
Pirate Vegas Wedding Is Looking Pretty Tempting