Letters to Life; The Snow Sucks and Grad School is Hard Edition January 12, 2011
Posted by jeneypeney in grad school, letters, life, save yo drama fo yo mama, shenanigans, the midwest, weddng madness, winter = hellacious bitch.7 comments
Dear Winter,
I would greatly appreciate it if you would cut the whole “super-shitty-weather” on Friday/ “clear-skies-and-smooth-sailing” on Sunday shenanigans. It makes weekends with The Actual kind of stressful.
Bite Me,
I Don’t Have 4-Wheel Drive
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Dear Boss,
When I asked you during my interview if I needed to trade my Focus in for a larger car to deal with the heartless bitch that is North Dakota winter driving, I would have appreciated an honest answer.
Yours,
I Still Don’t Have 4-Wheel Drive
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Dear Fargo Drivers,
Snow and ice on the road does not give you permission to ignore right of way, the line you’re supposed to stop at for traffic lights, lane lines, speed limits, or any of the other state mandated rules of the road.
Not So Sincerely,
My Blood Pressure Is Through The Roof
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Dear Snow,
Cut. It. Out. No one likes you anyway.
Eff Off,
My Ass Is Freezing
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Dear Stats Class,
So far, so good. Let’s keep it that way.
KaiThnx,
Don’t Screw With My 4.0
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Dear Wedding,
Could you be a doll and just plan yourself? I could care less about centerpieces and bridesmaid dresses. As long as The Actual shows up and the bar is open, I’ll be happy.
Sincerely,
Pirate Vegas Wedding Is Looking Pretty Tempting
Protected: Drawing a Line September 28, 2010
Posted by jeneypeney in a little help from my friends, all growed up, life, piss and moan, save yo drama fo yo mama.Enter your password to view comments.
I'm still trying to figure out this whole "growing up" thing everyone keeps talking about.
Just a Lost Soul Swimmin' in a Fish Bowl 