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Letters to Life; The Snow Sucks and Grad School is Hard Edition January 12, 2011

Posted by jeneypeney in grad school, letters, life, save yo drama fo yo mama, shenanigans, the midwest, weddng madness, winter = hellacious bitch.

Dear Winter,

I would greatly appreciate it if you would cut the whole “super-shitty-weather” on Friday/ “clear-skies-and-smooth-sailing” on Sunday shenanigans. It makes weekends with The Actual kind of stressful.

Bite Me,

I Don’t Have 4-Wheel Drive


Dear Boss,

When I asked you during my interview if I needed to trade my Focus in for a larger car to deal with the heartless bitch that is North Dakota winter driving, I would have appreciated an honest answer.


I Still Don’t Have 4-Wheel Drive


Dear Fargo Drivers,

Snow and ice on the road does not give you permission to ignore right of way,  the line you’re supposed to stop at for traffic lights, lane lines, speed limits, or any of the other state mandated rules of the road.

Not So Sincerely,

My Blood Pressure Is Through The Roof


Dear Snow,

Cut. It. Out. No one likes you anyway.

Eff Off,

My Ass Is Freezing


Dear Stats Class,

So far, so good. Let’s keep it that way.


Don’t Screw With My 4.0


Dear Wedding,

Could you be a doll and just plan yourself? I could care less about centerpieces and bridesmaid dresses. As long as The Actual shows up and the bar is open, I’ll be happy.


Pirate Vegas Wedding Is Looking Pretty Tempting



1. Heather - January 12, 2011

Dear Jeney-

Thank you for coming back to us.

We have missed you.


Heather ❤

2. Erin Scott - January 12, 2011

I hear you on the insane drivers!

3. zizouandbecks - January 12, 2011


4. Griffyn - January 12, 2011

I’ll put in a vote for yes on the Vegas pirate wedding!!!

5. Kristin - January 12, 2011

Dear Wedding,

New Orleans… thoughts? Ceremony to be held at Pat O’Brien’s, cocktail hour at Tropical Isle, reception at the dance club where Jeney had her last epic night in NOLA.



6. JeffScape - January 12, 2011

Ooh, posting just in time for the IrreX2 closing, eh?

Hate snow? What the heck are you doing in North Dakota???

7. cari - January 20, 2011

Wedding blues? want a piece of advice or two to make life less stressful? bridesmaids: pick a color and let them go crazy. forget centerpieces and serve no booze. wedding over at 7 pm and you all get to go home. also, pick an awesome personal attendant and make them do all the work on the wedding day while you get to relax and play games.

or something like that. 😛

in all seriousness, though, yes. i agree with the weather shenanigans and all that. it sucks.

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