Letters to Life: The “Broke, Stressed, and Dyed” Edition June 3, 2010Posted by jeneypeney in i'm a moron, letters, life, piss and moan.
Just where the hell have you been lately? I stay up all night waiting for you to come home and fret all day when you don’t call me. Are you on drugs? Come back, damnit!
Dear Bank Account(s),
I’m getting a raise soon. I promise.
Bills, Bills, Bills
Dear Certification Exam,
Can you just take yourself? Awesome. Thanks.
School Was Supposed to Be Out Forever
Dear Tie-Dye Dye,
You make my cuticles look like they are growing a science fair project. It’s gross. Can you just fade away already?
Might as Well Have Jerked off The Hulk
Dear The Actual,
I don’t like how far away you are. Sad face.
Your Whiny Girlfriend
I am a HUGE waste of bandwidth. I apologize.
Worst. Blogger. Ever.