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IITGI is going to hate this. April 12, 2010

Posted by jeneypeney in being appropriate is overrated, in it to gym it, pop culture, shenanigans.

If someone were to ask, “What is the fattest nation in the world?”, most of us would probably assume the answer is Fargo, North Dakota The United States of America.

And we all would be making an ASS out of U and ME. (Ha! Get it?)

As a matter of fact, we’re only number three. Which is COMPLETELY unacceptable.

We’re America, damnit! We should be number one at everything! (Except maybe hockey)

And I’ll be damned if we let someone else take the Fat Kid Trophy from us!

But fear not my friends! For there is hope on the beer gutted horizon.

One of our great and wise fast food chains has developed what very well may be the answer to all of our fupa toting and thunder thigh bearing prayers.

On this most glorious of all days, Colonel Sanders has introduced the Double Down to it’s menu.

This sandwich consists of two fried chicken filets, crispy pieces of bacon, melted slices of Monterey Jack and pepper jack cheese and a healthy dose of the Colonel’s Sauce. (I’m pretty sure I just gained 8 pounds by typing that.)

The best part? There’s no bread! The chicken filets act as your bun! Woot! No carbs!

And all for 560 calories, 32 grams of fat, and 1380 mg of sodium.

Thank you, KFC. You have given us hope. We will prevail and our great country will rise in our obesity ranking!

As well as our blood pressure.


Did you enter my giveaway yet? It’s not too late!



1. Peach - April 13, 2010

I just saw a commercial for that and you know I was all about it! I couldn’t decide if I would want the grilled or original recipe….

2. anonymous - April 14, 2010

here’s the thing… it’s just like the French Chicken Cordon Bleu… sort of.

And 560 calories? That’s nothing compared to some other options out there.

Face it, we just love things in sandwich form. It’s just the presentation everyone is freaking out about.

Bacon-wrapped meat is standard, so why not the other way around??

3. Peach - April 14, 2010

So I just talked to Bowdisha and she wants to try it too. We both couldn’t choose whether we wanted original or grilled so we are each going to get the opposite kind and switch a meat bun. And it will be DELICIOUS!!!!!

4. LiLu - April 15, 2010

Don’t tell anyone, but that sandwich?

Yeah… I would totally try it.

5. cari - April 19, 2010

i actually think that i’m one of the very few who is not terribly inclined to try it. i think it’s the lack of bun. oh yeah, and the fact that i’m terrified i’m going to be too huge to fit into my wedding dress. so, needless to say, i’m a little scared of food right now.

it’s amazing how ONE garment can change your whole life for a month. it’s dumb… ha

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