Everyone’s getting married and I’m just getting drunk. March 10, 2010Posted by jeneypeney in all growed up, life, love bites, shenanigans, the midwest, weddng madness.
I have officially entered that magical and mysterious time of a person’s life when all of your friends begin to tie the knot and procreate while you watch The Bachelor in your underwear drinking boxed wine and eating copious amounts of guacamole. Or is that just me?
That time of your life where professional photographs of happy smiling couples and sparkling diamond rings with the words “Save the Date!” plastered all over them stare at you every time you reach into the fridge for a refill on your Franzia.
That stage where you no longer recognize 63% of your female Facebook friends because they have new last names.
Those years you go through getting questions like, “Is there anyone special in your life?” and “When are you going to settle down?” and all you want to do is give then the stank-eye and say, “Right after I get my quiet money from Tiger,” just to see the look on their faces.
It’s that time when birth announcements and Christenings and baby showers help you to discover your new found appreciation for tiny socks and crocheting.
Yep. It’s that time of my life.
I’ll be taking a short hiatus starting tomorrow as I trek back to the old stomping grounds of Indiana for the first of many weddings I will be attending this year. Considering the last wedding I went to ended up with me walking into my house at 4:00pm on Sunday wearing the same exact outfit I left in – I feel I should have a story of two for you.
If anyone is at all interested in guest posting anytime between tomorrow and next Tuesday, let me know.
Here’s to a long, happy life together and me hooking up with the best man!
Happy Hump Day!