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I really tried! October 4, 2009

Posted by jeneypeney in FML, i'm a moron, piss and moan, shenanigans.
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I wanted to blog today. I really, really did.

At first I was going to write about all the random places I have woken up and have you guess which ones were as a result of copious amounts of alcohol and which ones were as a result of my uncanny ability to fall asleep almost anywhere.

Then I was going to write about how easy it is to amuse myse — Oh! A squirrel!

When both of those failed I was going to rant and rave about how shit-tacular my mood is and how this inability to write anything of substance is a direct result of said attitude problem. But I’m really blaming it on my new birth control pill because it makes me feel obese, puts my pores into hyper-drive, and makes me want to eat my face off.

So I have decided I’m just going to post this because I am officially a useless waste of oxygen and bandwidth.

Because I feel like a penis pump right now.
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1. Ed Adams - October 4, 2009

I love G.I.Joe!It's my all time favorite toy.

2. GingerMandy - October 5, 2009

hi, lets be best friends… because i said so.

3. Jeney - October 5, 2009

@Ed Adams I actually liked GI Joe as a kid too. I was a weird little girl…@Ginger Mandy Only if we can have sleep overs and freeze each others' bras.

4. Chelsea Talks Smack - October 5, 2009

hhaahaha awesome!

5. Blondiesblondemoments - October 6, 2009

lol..I loved GI Joe when I was growing up


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