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The Count of Jeney Cristo May 28, 2009

Posted by jeneypeney in empty threats, i'm a moron, piss and moan, shenanigans, workin girl.

Hello. This is Jeney’s fun-loving and loose-moralled alter ego, Trixie.

I’m the one who drinks her face off, curses like a trucker, dances in to oblivion, and enjoys her life. (aka – I’m the one who has time to blog and make your day more interesting.)

Jeney’s the one who sold her soul to her place of employment, decided running a half marathon was a good idea, and goes to bed at 9:30pm. (aka – She’s the one who blatantly ignores her blogging responsibilities.)

I am currently writing this from the depths of a prison-like crevice of Jeney’s inner soul that bitch has locked me in. I’m stealing wireless from her office-mate and googling Alcatraz escape game-plans.

I will break free from this awful body I am trapped in, so help me God! And when I do — I will return to you my darlings. Oh, how I miss you all!

Jeney will pay for this travesty. She will pay dearly….



1. Blondie - May 29, 2009

lol..you are funny

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