The Count of Jeney Cristo May 28, 2009Posted by jeneypeney in empty threats, i'm a moron, piss and moan, shenanigans, workin girl.
Hello. This is Jeney’s fun-loving and loose-moralled alter ego, Trixie.
I’m the one who drinks her face off, curses like a trucker, dances in to oblivion, and enjoys her life. (aka – I’m the one who has time to blog and make your day more interesting.)
Jeney’s the one who sold her soul to her place of employment, decided running a half marathon was a good idea, and goes to bed at 9:30pm. (aka – She’s the one who blatantly ignores her blogging responsibilities.)
I am currently writing this from the depths of a prison-like crevice of Jeney’s inner soul that bitch has locked me in. I’m stealing wireless from her office-mate and googling Alcatraz escape game-plans.
I will break free from this awful body I am trapped in, so help me God! And when I do — I will return to you my darlings. Oh, how I miss you all!
Jeney will pay for this travesty. She will pay dearly….