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Would You Rather Wednesday February 24, 2010

Posted by jeneypeney in nothing ryhmes with orange, winter = hellacious bitch, would you rather.
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Does anyone else say “Wedd – nez – day” in their head when they type Wednesday?

No? Just me? Figures.

Anysnow -

Would you rather spend the rest of your life where it is excruciatingly bitter cold during the winter months (as in always below zero before wind chill), but less than six inches of snow actually falls?

Or would you rather spend the rest of your life where the temperatures are relatively mild, but you are guaranteed several feet of snow every year?

Things to consider: Digging your car out of the snow or digging yourself out of your house… your nose hairs freezing whenever you walk outside… frostbite risks… high electric or gas bills for heating.

In other news, I finally posted a little something over at Nothing Rhymes with Orange.

Happy Hump Day!

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UPDATE : This is not a test. This is a message from the Emergency Free Shit Giveaway System. There has been a Free Shit Giveaway notice for anyone who has the mental capacity to type. For more information, please see DCPrincessQ at PQ Nation.

Again, this is NOT a test. This is a message from the Emergency Free Shit Giveaway System. She is giving away a $50 gift card to LuLu’s, people!

Would You Rather Wednesday – Edward Edition (Plus a little Ben!) October 14, 2009

Posted by jeneypeney in i'm a moron, sexy time, shenanigans, would you rather.
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Tim Burton is just fuckin’ weird.

After finding this link on one of my StumbleUpon sojourns I kinda went a little bonkers and had myself a Tim Burton movie fest. By myself. In the dark. And I have come to the ever so shocking and earth-shattering conclusion that he is one crazy son of a bitch.

But through the epileptic seizure inducing color schemes, mind-bending visual effects, and so-bizarre-you-can’t-tear-your-eyes-away costumes is one of the most talented and brilliant producers, directors, and writers of our day.

It really takes a special kind of insane to see the world the way he does and not be committed to an asylum.

Soooooo… I have a fuck, chuck, or marry edition of WYR this week inspired by my favorite Burton film, Edward Scissorhands.

So who you fuck, chuck, and marry?

Edward Scissorhands

Edward Cullen

Edward Munster (Just pretend he’s 18, okay?)

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In the spirit of monsters and Halloween and all things fall — I have a little video from Ben over at No Ordinary Rollercoaster for you as well. We both share a vehement hatred of all things ice and snow, but a love of the amazing season that is autumn.

NOR Video for Shamrock-on.blogspot.com from Benjamin Boudreau on Vimeo.

I’m Just WYRing – Ageism September 30, 2009

Posted by jeneypeney in all growed up, being appropriate is overrated, empty threats, FML, i'm just sayin', life, piss and moan, would you rather.
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Out of the whopping 4 people who voted on the last I’m Just Sayin’… seems like doing both a Would You Rather and I’m Just Sayin‘ is the favorite idea.

So now I need a new clever name for Wednesday posts. Anyone have something for me?

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I know I am young and stupid. I know that although I am a 20-something, my physical appearance would sometimes suggest that I am still in high school. That is no excuse, however, for you old-timing bastards to treat me like I’m your kid.

On top of that, just because the woman whose place I took was a sweet old woman who let you walk all over her does not mean I will be the same. Don’t try to take advantage of me.

Just because I look like a student does give you permission to demand I give water to the volleyball team because they are sweating bullets while signing autographs. I am not an athletic trainer- I don’t even know where their damn water bottles are! If you had any tact, you would have asked me whether or not is was possible to get the girls some water. Hell, maybe you would suggest to the higher-ups that air conditioning be installed in the facility.

You would know this if you fucking worked in the athletic department!

I am not going to work from 8:00am – 8:00pm simply because your team is traveling tomorrow and you are having a break down. The team’s bags are packed and every single piece of equipment they own is clean. I have also watched the same highlights on SportsCenter at least 5 times each today… what more do you want me to do?

I am not a kid nor am I a sweet old woman. I am a jaded, pissed off twenty something.

I’m just sayin’.

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Soooo…. lovely readers…. this brings me to my first WYR.

Considering the predicament above, would you rather:

a) Wear a diaper in public and be limited to screaming and crying when you want to communicate.

or

b) Become prematurely grey/bald and still have to wear a diaper in public and be limited to screaming and crying when you want to communicate.

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